Saturday, January 25, 2014

The Different neighbors we put up with everyday.

Neighbors. Yes. I am going to talk about neighbors. Now some of you might either be just fine with the topic while others might cringe a little or others probably would want to flip everything and ram a truck filled with poisonous sea urchins taped into dynamites on their neighbor's place. Though I'd like to categorize different types of neighbors that people would generally have.

Based on experience of course, I think almost everyone has had that one pesky neighbor that would turn their high definition stereo on at the most convenient time in the world like maybe from around 11 or 12 midnight until the sun goes up whilst drinking beer and/or inviting a crazy brigade of monkeys, er friends over. That would make anyone in their right mind want to seriously nuke their next door right? But no matter how long or how many times you tell them to shut the hell up, they just never listen. Eventually it will come to a point where that annoying pain in the arse neighbor of yours earns the previlleged spot on the top of your "People to murder" list.

Moving on to the next one, have you ever had that one neighbor where you're not sure if they actually exist. I mean, the place is there, but its just like nobody actually lives there. You just never meet or see them. Its like you're living next to a ghost or something. So you end up getting creeped out and avoid approaching that area. And for that, I shall label them as the "Ghost Neighbors".

Of course nobody would ever forget the kind stereo-typical neighbor that sends you pie or simple gifts to welcome you when you move into somewhere new. They probably make one of the best neighbors.

Well at the end of the day I think most of us will have those "show-off" neighbors that love the flaunt what they have into their other neighbor's faces. But that's a too discreet term. Allow me to paraphrase it. Its more of shoving everything they know you will never have and can't afford into your face to make you feel like a peasant. Jealousy isn't the solution so you just probably try to brush it off no matter how annoying it may be.

The last type of neighbor is probably the one you won't forget due to the noisy animal sounds coming from their place that you begin to wonder if its actually a zoo that they built next to you. Yup, I'm talking about that person who owns a ton of pets (like dogs or cats). You're never really threatened by them until they lose control of their pets and they wander off into your backyard or even inside your house and decide to "mark their territory". (Makes you want to call animal support.)

I guess I generally tackled some stereotype neighbors but if you think I failed to cover some other types, feel free to comment about it in the comment box! We all eventually learn to tolerate our neighbors no matter what type they may be. Just please avoid bombing their place if ever they get on your nerves.Well, I'm done for today and my mom recently decided to buy a karaoke machine for no distinct reason. I'll try to be a good neighbor though.

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